hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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