im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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