She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We need a shit load of segways right now
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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