I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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