She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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