Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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