Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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