Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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