The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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