You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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