is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm too high and old for this...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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