I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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