Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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