There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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