I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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