If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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