nutella sex= disaster
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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