dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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