She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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