she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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