Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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