Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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