please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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