I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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