quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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