Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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