Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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