You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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