so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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