The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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