okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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