Im at strip club and am horny
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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