Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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