so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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