Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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