She is in my trunk
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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