So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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