the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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