Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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