its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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