Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
drinking out of a sandbucket again
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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