Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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