He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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