i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My dick has a subreddit
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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