k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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