Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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