I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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