he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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