Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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