Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you would pick up someone in the library
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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