Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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