Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He did a backflip because drugs
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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