Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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